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I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

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What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder

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my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

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when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no


(Source: guy, via g-iggle)


*seductively shoves hand into chip bag*

(Source: guy, via acousticcalum)

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